Coming back from JAMM (a birthday party, I was totally sober), I dropped Larf off in Frederiksen, avoiding a DPS car that was in the area, as he had two half consumed bottles of alcohol.
I got back to Lot 60, parked in my usual back corner, and opened the hatch so I could grab some stuff going to Friley – some spray paint, etc (I pulled the rest of my stuff out of the Redneck Ricer at the birthday party). I found some windshield deicer, and since there was only a bit left in the can, I decided to make a small flamethrower with it. I was aiming into the empty corner of the parking lot (no cars in at least a 100’x100’ area, 10’ away from my car, etc) shooting 3-4’ flames. Nothing except asphalt in the area.
Anyway, three drunks decide to come harass me. No idea why, I didn’t know them, they didn’t seem to know me (though who knows, everyone on campus knows me by now). One of them was named Chris – I think one of the ones assaulting me. Anyway, one of them takes a swing at me. I deflect it mostly, roll my eyes, and decide to go close my hatch, and leave the area. Then the guy swings again, so I figure I may as well fight back, since he’s not leaving me alone. I take him down fairly well, and his buddy comes and starts kicking me. I’m fuzzy on what went on from then, but a quick summary would include me getting smacked in the lip enough to get a very fat lower lip and a swollen upper lip (right corner), my backpack getting damaged (one of the plastic strap connections broke, not replaceable, so I’ll have to duct tape or replace), and a scraped up knee from the pavement. One of the guys kept trying to get the others to leave me alone, but they went at it for about a minute. Finally they left to the southwest.
Police showed up (thanks, person who called), ambulance showed up, it was a blast... or such. Nothing spectacular, I was bleeding a bit, a bit shaken up, still functioning more or less normally. Drove to the ER, where they pretty much told me “We don’t stitch lips... that should heal nicely.” Ah well. And, I’m sitting here waiting for someone to come clean up my knee. In retrospect, going back to Friley, taking a nice long shower, and going to bed would have been a better idea. And I wouldn’t still be up at 3:30 in the morning in the hospital. As of 4, my jaw is sore, my lip is split, and I’m generally in a crabby mood.
Lessons learned: Apparently drunks don’t take well to small flamethrowers in safe directions? I explained to the police what I had been doing, and they didn’t see anything wrong with it. Also, in the event of a future fight, either turn tail & run, or safely deposit my backpack and go for blood. I remained on the defensive, more or less curled up towards the end of it, and I suspect going back at them may have worked better. Hopefully I don’t have to deal with it again.
So, yea. If you hear anyone talking about beating up that fuzzy guy, find out who they are and contact DPS. Thanks!
-=Russ=-
Posted by rgraves at May 1, 2004 04:04 AMDang.
I wish i could get in a fight...
Sorry that happened dude. Musta been kinda weird...
Posted by: matt at May 1, 2004 02:15 PMYou shoulda broke out the flame thrower on them. They woulda left you alone pretty damn quick then! Of course, you might be in jail now too....
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