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February 18, 2004
Have you ever thought about...
There are the classic debates between driveways and parkways and animal crackers (neither cracker nor cookie?) and what came first the chicken or the egg but really there are many more absurd debates in question. I will answer the question behind the question...
Q: What is the meaning of life?
But the more important question is why you can’t get a date?
A: Cut your hair, take a shower, and stop acting like an egotistical jerk and after that we’ll talk.
Q: Why is there air?
But the more important question is why are you so stupid?
A: No one really knows.
Q: Does God exist?
But the more important question is why would God not exist?
A: God would not exist solely for the purpose of tricking everyone. Which in itself is a contradiction much like our lives without the existence of God.
Q: Why did God create monkeys?
But the more important question is why did God create emus?
A: God didn’t create emus. He created monkeys and lamas. Again your confused.
And finally…
Q: Does pizza satisfy all four food groups and is therefore nutritious and should be eaten for all meals?
But the more important question is why you should eat anything else?
And to that I have no answer.
Posted by paul at February 18, 2004 10:36 AM
Comments
this is absolutely confusing
Posted by: mike at February 18, 2004 11:41 AM
"Why is there air?" To fill basketballs.
Posted by: Pat at February 18, 2004 11:44 AM
yes pat that would be Bill Cosby's response. :) I thought of that one too.
Posted by: paul at February 18, 2004 12:10 PM
Why did God create monkeys?
so heather wouldn't have to eat bananas
Posted by: mike at February 18, 2004 01:21 PM