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February 09, 2004
V.D.
In honor of this weekend, I'm going to be publishing lists of things that you can do in celebration of my favorite holiday: Friday the 13th. Um, make that Valentine's Day (although I do think the close proximity of the two is a bit more than coincidence).
-4 Words: Jean-Claude Van Damme Marathon
-Express your feelings through music. Some suggestions: Coldplay, James Taylor, Marvin Gaye, Slayer, and Napalm Death.
-Stand outside your favorite restaurant (example: Arby's) and stare longingly at the happy couples inside. When they stare back, moon them.
-Forget the candy-hearts; go with the much cooler candy-spleens (jelly filled).
-Make duct-tape monuments to Humphrey Bogart and Clark Gable
-Street-luge!
-Start a "February Water-Balloon Fight," preferably with complete (and unsuspecting) strangers.
There will be, no doubt, more to come.
Posted by Pat at February 9, 2004 11:44 AM
Comments
Is there a reason why that the title is V.D. instead of valentines day?
Posted by: Dan at February 9, 2004 01:09 PM
Yes.
Posted by: Pat at February 9, 2004 01:17 PM
My thoughts on 7 pts. of V.D.
1. Totally-Gross-Old-Man
2. Coldplay is always awesome, regardless.
3. Only one of the two people in Arby's on V.D. is happy.
4. Spleen: bile. Hearts: Blood. Someone was romantically mis-informed a while ago.
5. I don't get it. Sad...
6. Don't knock it until you try it.
7. Sounds just like someone on a Friley ministry team to start an water balloon fight on unsuspecting victims...
Posted by: Heather at February 9, 2004 02:08 PM
Sorry to slightly contradict you Heather, but Spleen also equals blood, Gallbladder or Liver equals bile. :)
Posted by: Ann at February 9, 2004 10:05 PM