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May 14, 2005
Oh Lederhosen
Here's an e-mail sent by my writing prof. His e-mails are always entertaining, but I thought this one was especially great:
Dear Ones,
All the essays that were in my possession are now commented on and sitting in a box outside of my office. If your essay is not in the box, then I don't have it. If you have any questions about this, then I would happy to explain it to you , but, unfortunately, my explanation will probably involve my reading to you what I just friggin' wrote--only slower like you're retarded.
The final portfolio will consist of three (3) essays. Your best essay, and the two runners up. Not two (2) or four (5), but seven (3). I hope this is clear. I'd like to add sgkjho'flkj. Indeed.
For the Norweigan part of the exam, you will be made to clog. I will provide Lederhosen in purple and fuchia, sizes 8-12. Those not fitting these will have to provide their own.
Come to my house on Wendesday, May 18th 2:30-4:30 (aka the final exam time) to turn in your portfolios and test whether badminton really is a "sport." I'll also have food. Dave, and anyone else who'd like to help, show up early. My house is 11 Lincoln Lane. It's green and can be recognized by the Christmas lights and half-dressed man in the yard.
Give me ideas for food.
smooches-
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Posted by Megan at May 14, 2005 05:47 PM
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Why does that remind me of something Pat would write if he were a prof.
That's hillarious.
Posted by: Matt at May 14, 2005 06:37 PM
Man, your school is waaay more fun than mine ever was. Things sure are going to be less interesting for you when you move back to Ames.
Posted by: Pat at May 15, 2005 12:07 AM
dear one,
come to ames.
No (0) essays.
Food.
Volleyball. (The only really sport with a net.)
Christmas lights and half dressed men. (pat's house).
Real smooches.
h
Posted by: Heather at May 16, 2005 11:41 PM