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August 10, 2004
The WHAT? city
And you thought your time in Chicago was crappy...
In Chicago, I walked past some outhouses in the process of being emptied. It even disgusted the guys in the group. But it doesn't hold a candle to this.
A sight-seeing boat got dumped on. It was passing underneath a bridge when a tour bus or two going over the bridge chose that particular time to empty their sewage tanks.
The boat's name was Chicago's First Lady.
Rumor has it that a Mr. Dave Matthews may have had something to do with the tour busses, but his driver denies any responsibility, claiming, "I haven't emptied the tank for days." What a pile of crap.
Posted by Megan at August 10, 2004 11:15 PM
Comments
That MIGHT be the most disturbing thing I've heard all day.
Posted by: Angie at August 10, 2004 11:47 PM
It is all the talk here in chicago, I have heard so many bad puns on the news that it has made me want to gag more than the thought of being crapped on.
Posted by: Dan L at August 11, 2004 08:26 AM
thats the sweetest thing i've heard all day
Posted by: nate at August 11, 2004 11:30 AM