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April 15, 2008
If you have small children,
Someone will poop right when you're late and running out the door.
Someone will run naked into your living room when you are entertaining guests.
Someone will throw your cell phone into the bathtub - at least once.
Someone will hide your keys and forget where they are.
Someone will make funny comments about "certain body parts" - publicly.
You will have to touch poop.
You will be the couple no one wants to sit next to in the restaurant - at least once.
You will feel like quitting - at least once.
You will have to continually evaluate and revise your parenting style.
They will act like you.
They will accept your apology.
They will make you laugh.
They will teach you about grace.
They will come up with the most creative places to hide food they don't want to eat.
At least once they will cut their own hair with sharp, adult-only objects.
At least once they will throw themselves screaming to the ground.
At least once they will make loud, obnoxious body noises - and people will think it was you
"Children are a gift from the Lord;they are a reward from him." - Psalm 127:3
Posted by Leah at April 15, 2008 09:50 AM
Comments
Been there done that.
Posted by: Kristen Borseth at April 15, 2008 11:27 AM