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January 31, 2005

Fiction Can Be Stranger Than Fact

Bob has a new pet. It is currently in hibernation waiting to come out and see the world. He is keeping the pet, tentatively called Ambry, in the refrigerator. Well, during a recent January thaw the little critter woke form his deep freeze and had his way with the leftovers. What a mess. Bob now has one of the fatter venus fly traps around.
Christine’s dog alpine is no less a blood thirsty predator. We are down several squirrels lately.
Score: Alpine 3 Squirrels 0

Posted by Chris at January 31, 2005 08:29 PM

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We always wonder. In what circumstances would the squirrels get a point?

Posted by: Tom at January 31, 2005 09:31 PM

Dad, he can't eat the food becaouse he's in a plastic cup!

And for the record, I got to witness one squirrel death.

Posted by: Bob B at January 31, 2005 09:57 PM

we all knew alpine was a viscious predator but squirrels i figured hed get that rabbit problem down a bit

Posted by: Ben362 at February 7, 2005 11:12 AM

Actually, it's now Alpine 4, Squirrels 0. He got the fox squirrel this morning. And that was my favorite! Blood thirsty dog....

Posted by: Christine at February 9, 2005 12:35 PM

Man it would be sweet if the squirrels scored a point. Not sure exactly what that would entail, but... it would just be sweet!

Posted by: mike at February 9, 2005 04:01 PM

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