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October 20, 2004
Pumpkins On Parade
The big day finally arrived, armed with eviscerating tools we tackled the golden orbs. The results required the attention of several proffessionals. A dermatologist, an allergist, an orthodontist, a ophthamologist, and finally a phrenologist. We wern't sure where this family came from. We are pretty sure the teen pumkin has some acne issues, the father's cigar caused some allergy sneezing issues in the mother. When her eyes popped out we thought it was time to call in the eye doctor. Who are these pumpkins and what state did they come from. Any suggestions?
Posted by Chris at October 20, 2004 11:41 AM
Comments
definitely appears that they came from wisconsin
Posted by: mike at October 20, 2004 11:52 AM
i dunno. in my experience people from wisconsin are actually quite plesant looking.
Posted by: paul at October 23, 2004 12:40 AM
Those must be the Bears fans.
Posted by: Christine at October 25, 2004 07:59 AM
Sigh... after only one week, my pumpkin's cigar is drooping. Stupid pumpkin rot.
Posted by: Tom at October 26, 2004 09:09 AM
Got grandma in on the action too eh? And i think maybe they saw Rupe the salamander in the basement again, that would make my face look like that too.
Posted by: Amber at October 26, 2004 11:44 PM