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My Sunday School Retirement Press Conference

Thank you all for coming, especially on such short notice. This is the kind of decision that takes plenty of thought and prayer, and I wanted to make an announcement immediately after reaching my decision.

This was a difficult choice to say the least, but after teaching the 2nd and 3rd grade class of Sunday School at Stonebrook last week on an interim basis, I don't think it is in my, or anyone else's, best interest that I continue to serve in that capacity. Thus, after just one week in the Professional Sunday School Teaching League (PSSTL), I will be retiring, and will be replaced by Teply, who I was substituting for while he took a week of leave. I feel shocked, tired and generally overwhelmed by the sheer volume of labor and love necessary for such a task, and it's just not something I'm ready to return to.

I would like to thank God, my students and my family in Friley for providing me the grace to survive those 45 minutes. There's no way I was going to make it under my own power with 5 young boys and absolutely no Gamecubes to keep them occupied.

At this juncture, my future plans involve diving into Rock Lighting, and just spending time with God and away from 8 year-olds.

I will not be answering questions at this time, but feel free to corner me at any time, and I'll provide the gruesome details. Bring Kleenexes.

Comments

i'm so, so sorry...

That's what they all say, but you'll be back. Just like Jordan.

^--ha ha!--^

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