June 30, 2008

These Bricks In The Wall Are Dumber Than Most

The folks at everybody's third favorite PAC have a new blog out, Dumb Laws, focusing on the stupid bills and resolutions that our legislators can't not vote for. (Coming soon: a law against dangling participles.) They limit themselves to contemporary law, and being the Club For Growth, tend to focus on the economic and hypocritical. My favorites so far:

- "Taxpayers in the United Kingdom are paying for the production of salt shakers that were purposely made with fewer holes to prevent people from consuming too much salt."

- "Every year in April, the U.S. House votes on a resolution "supporting the goals and ideals of Financial Literacy Month." I repeat, hypocrisy is emphasized.

- "On Monday, the Senate passed a resolution honoring soil. That’s right. Soil. ... Here are the six co-sponsors:

Kent Conrad (D-ND)
Russ Feingold (D-WI)
Chuck Grassley (R-IA)
Tom Harkin (D-IA)
Ken Salazar (D-CO)
George Voinovich (R-OH)"

Both of Iowa's best are figuratively going to bat for you. There's a fairly tasteless joke about flooding to be had here, so if anybody figures out why I'm not telling it, let me know.

May 31, 2008

On One Room Schoolhouses in Downtown Manhattan

Is it just me, or are the best ideas some of the most radical?

The long version is here. The short version is here. The public school graduate version is. . . . Ooh look, a squirrel:


The average cost per student per school year in the New York Public School system is $14,119.
. . . .

So, as a thought experiment, I constructed a proposal for a revived one-room school. Since I had a cost per student for New York, I’d develop a plan for New York City — in fact, for midtown Manhattan, using midtown Manhattan rents. Could I pay a teacher enough to live on, with a one-room school, based on New York costs per student?
. . . .

The Adams County school has room for 24 students, so we assume 24 students in Manhattan, and a one-room school built in quality office space in midtown. I laid out a floor plan and discovered we could fit it nicely into 1,050 square feet; equip it with good quality desks and chairs and with one iMac computer for every two students, plus one for the teacher and a Mac Pro as a classroom server; and add Internet connections and $1,000 per student for books and supplies. How much remained to hire a teacher?

$230,000. Almost a quarter of a million dollars.

It's like homeschooling writ large, except don't they wish the made that much money. Even quartering that salary to account for administrative costs and general government inefficiency, you get better than what you got today. Also note that this ameliorates much of the cost issues associated with decentralized Midwestern school systems.

Too bad it would never happen.

May 16, 2008

The Romans 7/Romans 8 Schizophrenia, Semitic Totality, and Strawmen

In which[1] I build and destroy a strawman of my own design, and set the stage for a non-sequential review of Romans. I don't entirely trust the following conclusions to their full and logical ends. In the spirit of Tim's message from 5/11/08, any correction is appreciated. [2]

One of the less intellectually porous attempts at refutation of scripture (read: still dead wrong, utterly indefensible, hardly worth typing) is that the Bible can't seem to make up its sweet little mind on just what exactly is necessary in order to obtain this eternal life everybody is seeking. Mother Teresa is in, Hitler is out. Beyond that, everybody go verse hunting, and we'll see you at the pearly gates.[3]

[stands back, peers upward] It's a big strawman, alright. Tall. Fluffy. If it only had a brain ...

Yet guess what, Christian? You are the spiritual heir of a 2000+ year tradition of brethren who cannot stop fighting about this very issue, and the water is even muddier than when it all began More blood has been spilled as a direct result of misunderstandings over the means to salvation than over Brett Favre's retirement.[4] Satan's got a thick playbook, and for this play, he pulls both metaphorical guards The faith/works argument trips up believers and non-believers constantly.

More than its intellectual roots, most believers to some degree experience the personal roots to this misunderstanding. We[5] don't feel like the old creation has gone and the new has come in our daily lives. Epistles like James and 1 John convict the living daylights out of us, and we either rip them from our Bibles, or try SO hard to live exactly like they say that we revert to a legalism, then read Ephesians and either feel warm and tender about our faith, or rip it from our Bibles. Rinse, lather, repeat. The steady-state equilibrium is that we become selective readers, and dependent upon scripture emphasizing one theme or the other. We lose nuance, ignore the textual critic crying in the wilderness, and but for the grace of God, slip into error.

[stands back, peers upward] Holy hay bales, Batman! It seems there are now two of them!
[replies the caped crusader] Yes, my city-slicking cud-chewing chum. It appears the dastardly Scarecrow is intent on destruction of the entire blogosphere with his fiendish men of straw.

We see this sentiment [6] characterized in Romans 7. The meat:

15For I do not understand my own actions. For I do not do what I want, but I do the very thing I hate. 16Now if I do what I do not want, I agree with the law, that it is good. 17So now it is no longer I who do it, but sin that dwells within me. 18For I know that nothing good dwells in me, that is, in my flesh. For I have the desire to do what is right, but not the ability to carry it out. 19For I do not do the good I want, but the evil I do not want is what I keep on doing. 20Now if I do what I do not want, it is no longer I who do it, but sin that dwells within me. 21So I find it to be a law that when I want to do right, evil lies close at hand. 22For I delight in the law of God, in my inner being, 23but I see in my members another law waging war against the law of my mind and making me captive to the law of sin that dwells in my members. 24Wretched man that I am! Who will deliver me from this body of death? 25Thanks be to God through Jesus Christ our Lord! So then, I myself serve the law of God with my mind, but with my flesh I serve the law of sin.
I dub this the nodding passage, because Christians read it, and their heads start nodding.[7] We see Paul in the exact same struggle that we find ourselves engaged, and nothing is quite so soothing as solidarity with Tarsus' favorite tent maker. Then we either stop reading because it took us 15 minutes to wade through those 11 verses and Quiet Times don't grow on trees, or start chewing on chapter 8, starting with the Therefore to end all Therefore's. It seems like a whole new ballgame, and not just because we have crossed the literary halfway point.
1There is therefore now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus. 2For the law of the Spirit of life has set you free in Christ Jesus from the law of sin and death. 3For God has done what the law, weakened by the flesh, could not do. By sending his own Son in the likeness of sinful flesh and for sin, he condemned sin in the flesh, 4in order that the righteous requirement of the law might be fulfilled in us, who walk not according to the flesh but according to the Spirit. 5For those who live according to the flesh set their minds on the things of the flesh, but those who live according to the Spirit set their minds on the things of the Spirit. 6For to set the mind on the flesh is death, but to set the mind on the Spirit is life and peace. 7For the mind that is set on the flesh is hostile to God, for it does not submit to God’s law; indeed, it cannot. 8Those who are in the flesh cannot please God. 9You, however, are not in the flesh but in the Spirit, if in fact the Spirit of God dwells in you. Anyone who does not have the Spirit of Christ does not belong to him. 10But if Christ is in you, although the body is dead because of sin, the Spirit is life because of righteousness. 11If the Spirit of him who raised Jesus from the dead dwells in you, he who raised Christ Jesus from the dead will also give life to your mortal bodies through his Spirit who dwells in you. 12So then, brothers, we are debtors, not to the flesh, to live according to the flesh. 13For if you live according to the flesh you will die, but if by the Spirit you put to death the deeds of the body, you will live. 14For all who are led by the Spirit of God are sons[e] of God. 15For you did not receive the spirit of slavery to fall back into fear, but you have received the Spirit of adoption as sons, by whom we cry, "Abba! Father!" 16 The Spirit himself bears witness with our spirit that we are children of God, 17and if children, then heirs—heirs of God and fellow heirs with Christ, provided we suffer with him in order that we may also be glorified with him.[8]
So we are not in the flesh, but in the Spirit. If we live according to the flesh, we will die. Good thing the law of the Spirit set us free from the law of sin and death. So what happened to all of the business from chapter 7 regarding the flesh serving the law of sin? That does not sound like something chapter 8 indicates should even really exist, much less suggest one can live through. So what''s missing?

There's probably a fancier name, but for now, Semitic Totality will suffice:

Behind much of the thought in the Bible lies a "peculiarly Semitic" idea of a "unitive notion of human personality." [Dahl, Resurrection of the Body, 59] This notion combined aspects of the human person that we, in modern times, often speak of as separate entities: Nausea is thought of as a condition of the soul and not the stomach (Num. 21:5); companionship is said to be refreshing to the bowels (Philemon 7); and the fear of God is health to the navel (Prov. 3:8). This line of thinking can be traced through the Old Testament and into the New Testament (in particular, the concept of the "body of Christ") and rabbinic literature.[9]

Applied to the individual, the Semitic Totality Concept means that "a man's thoughts form one totality with their results in action so that 'thoughts' that result in no action are 'vain'." [ibid, 60] To put it another way, man does not have a body; man is a body, and what we regard as constituent elements of spirit and body were looked upon by the Hebrews as a fundamental unity. Man was not made from dust, but is dust that has, "by the in-breathing of God, acquired the characteristics of self-conscious being." Thus Paul regards being an unbodied spirit as a form of nakedness (2 Cor. 5). Man is not whole without a body. A man is a totality which embraces "all that a man is and ever shall be."

Applied to the role of works following faith, this means that there can be no decision without corresponding action, for the total person will inevitably reflect a choice that is made. Thought and action are so linked under the Semitic Totality paradigm that Clark warns us [An Approach to the Theology of the Sacraments, 10]:

The Hebraic view of man as an animated body and its refusal to make any clear-cut division into soul and body militates against the making of so radical a distinction between material and spiritual, ceremonial and ethical effects.

Thus, what we would consider separate actions of conversion, confession, and obedience in the form of works would be considered by the Hebrews to be an act in totality. "Both the act and the meaning of the act mattered -- the two formed for the first Christians an indivisible unity." [Flemington, New Testament Doctrine of Baptism, 111] [10]

If there was something you were not meant to skim, it was the last two sentences. The notion is that ancient Jewish understanding could not differentiate between faith and the resultant works. See Romans 4, where Abraham acted, and "his faith was credited to him as righteousness." Also look at the terms on which Christ spoke to the Pharisees. Sure, he told them that the outside was clean but the inside was dirty, yet this is more of an external appearance vs. reality instead of a flesh vs spirit contrast anyway. Besides, when he pointed to their hearts, he was always doing so in direct reference to actions they had or had not taken. This Semitic Totality, whether absolutely correct, colors everything Jesus said, and we get Gospels written not only with a different language, but with different cultural understandings. Translators help the former, but the latter is up to us and the Spirit.

This has a broad range of applications [11], the most important of these is to narrow the ground upon which we understand the ability of the heart of a believer to prove inconsistent with their actions while at the same time reinforcing Sola Fidelis. This corroborates significant tides of scripture, the former conforming to the 'James/1 John thesis' and the latter holding to the 'Galatians/Ephesians thesis'.[12] More importantly, it lends the Epistles form a more cohesive message.

This doctrine [resurrection of the dead] was considered so important for two reasons: First, because the Tanakh assumes a concept which has been dubbed by some modern scholars as the Semitic Totality Concept. Where Greek thought was that a person was a spirit who happened to be housed (or imprisoned!) in a body, Hebrew thought was that a person is a spirit and a body and a soul (lit. a breath, the animating life-force), so that the loss of any of them made for less than a complete person. Therefore, in order to truly receive the promises that the Eternal One had made to Israel’s fathers, one had to be Resurrected whole in the ‘Olam HaBa, the World (or Age) to Come. This concept is assumed by the NT authors (cf. John 11:24ff, 1 Co. 15, 2 Co. 5:1-4), and those who denied the Resurrection, such as the Sadducees, were said by Yeshua to be “mistaken, not understanding the Scriptures nor the power of God” (Mat. 22:29). It is sad indeed that the spirit of the Sadducees long ago infected so much of the Body of the Risen Messiah.[13]
What we see here is a contrast of the Jewish and Greek (=Gentile) beliefs. Rather than framing the Epistles in a manner that the Gentiles (and by extension the modern West) could understand, consistency with the manner of Christ's teachings is maintained. The message of the Epistles is specific to the recipients of the letter, so they needed to understand that God did not see them as minds trapped within bodies, but as a unified whole. To do so, Paul, Peter, James, John and any other Epistlers[14] hammer the necessity of faith in Christ for salvation AND the nature of a life and a body of people that have that salvation. Both are often done in the same Epistle.

This leads back to Romans and Paul the Schizoid. Semitic Totality fits Romans 8 like a glove. Romans 7? Well, let us look at Romans 7. In verse 9, because of the commandments, sin comes alive, and Paul dies. This is presumably as Paul is learning the Law while a youth and/or when it got written on his heart while much younger. So Paul commences doing what he hates, even though he does not want to, to the point where it is the sin that is doing it, starting the war and making him captive to sin. Who will deliver him from this body of death? Hooray, Jesus for delivering him.[15] THEREFORE ...

See that. Despite extensive use of the present tense,[16] the order and content seem insistent upon dating the vast majority of chapter 7 prior to an individual's salvation. Then chapter 8 happens, and it's like salvation makes the Christian a whole different person, basically because it does. Conflict averted.

As a general point, Christians seem to defend the faith/works issue on a verse by verse basis. This is all well and good, but is what we in policy debate liked to call defensive argumentation[17], when it should be our goal to establish the framework for the discussion of the issue. Incorporating cultural understanding of the faith/works relationship seems the best way to handle such a discussion.

To anybody that reads Romans 7 and nods, and isn't thinking about a time prior to the Spirit being sealed in you, you probably should not be nodding.[18]

[1] Why would my deodorant suggest I speak to a doctor before use if I have kidney disease? What exact relationship do my kidneys have with my armpits? Oh, and while you're here and reading an arbitrary endnotes, I should let you know that I'm using endnotes to avoid/allow me to create needless clutter. Also my humor offends some people. Primarily those with taste.
[12 Except grammatical. I ain't needed no grammar, and they done learned me to write American good, and so forth.
[3] The pearly gates are not a direct reference to my two front teeth, as they are neither pearly enough, nor per Matthew 7:13, are they nearly narrow enough.
[4] And that is just plain silly.
[5] Henceforth, all we's are corporate in nature, and not especially indicative of any particular personal belief or struggle. There. That ought to throw you off the scent. Pops always said the best defense is a good offense. Or did he say the best defense was a 46? Now that I mention it, was that Pops, or Buddy Ryan? Um, sorry Pops. How come every time I attempt to clarify a commonly used pronoun, I end up confusing Pops with Buddy Ryan?
[6] Personal roots of a faith/works dichotomy, not Batman and Robin's alliterative dismay.
[7] Nodding 'yes,' not Haddaway nodding. This is also commonly (read: not near any authority figure) referred to as the doo-doo passage. Helser Team: love it or quarantine it.
[8] I wanted to quote a shorter portion of the passage, but that felt like butchery. Instead, I have marked in bold sections of particular interest, which is almost as fun as highlighting prospectuses ... I mean, which I have never done ... erm ... please don't hurt me, FINRA.
[9] I could not locate a suitable translation to verify the point made with the Numbers verse. The other two required literal translations, ie not NIV/ESV. The relevance of the 'body of Christ' reference eludes me for now. The reference to rabbinical literature is a favorite of this author, and I think he does it in an appropriately selective manner (when seeking cultural context).
[10] Full text can be found here. It's a really neat article, and a fun, if not professionally designed or courteous website.
[11] Includes, but is not limited to more room to reject dualism. This is an area of special ignorance for me.
[12] The title of each 'thesis' is a generalization. I do that. A lot.
[13] The full text is here. Good cultural background, but there may be theological error.
[14] I hope this is a word. Lord, let this be a word, and I'll start using it in phone calls.
[15] Presumably from the last Damascus road blinding NOT caused by a Hamas rocket. Admittedly, he may also be referring to the resurrection body, in which case forget I posted anything.
[16] In the English translation. Greek tense structure is ... well ... all Greek to me.
[17] Pops always said the best defense ...
[18] Nor should you be up at 3:30 writing blog posts. Oh, wait. That's me. Now that I mention it, so was the nodding.

June 17, 2007

The Continuing Adventures of Minds Openning and Brains Spilling Out

On the lighter side of the news, file under: 'Nothing will surprise me ever again' . . .

Casual Sunday perusal of Powerline, the best blog written by conservative lawyers not named Eugene Volokh, uncovered this gem of Universal Super-Tolerance, the story of an Episcopal priest who decided to become a Muslim. Of course, she's* still an Episcopal Priest . . . and a Muslim . . . but an Episcopal priest too . . . but Muslim . . .

[reboot]

Casual Sunday perusal of Powerline, the best blog written by conservative lawyers not named Eugene Volokh, uncovered this gem of Universal Super-Tolerance, the story of an Episcopal priest who decided to become a Muslim. Of course, she's* still an Episcopal Priest . . . and a Muslim . . . but an Episcopal priest too . . . but Muslim . . .

[reboot, safe mode]

Y'all read that Seattle Times story about the Muslim Episcopal priest? Quotes abound:

Redding, who until recently was director of faith formation at St. Mark's Episcopal Cathedral, has been a priest for more than 20 years. Now she's ready to tell people that, for the last 15 months, she's also been a Muslim — drawn to the faith after an introduction to Islamic prayers left her profoundly moved.

Her announcement has provoked surprise and bewilderment in many, raising an obvious question: How can someone be both a Christian and a Muslim?

. . .

"There are tenets of the faiths that are very, very different," said Kurt Fredrickson, director of the doctor of ministry program at Fuller Theological Seminary in Pasadena, Calif. "The most basic would be: What do you do with Jesus?"

Well? What do you do with Jesus?
Redding doesn't feel she has to resolve all the contradictions. People within one religion can't even agree on all the details, she said. "So why would I spend time to try to reconcile all of Christian belief with all of Islam?

"At the most basic level, I understand the two religions to be compatible. That's all I need."

. . .

Redding's views, even before she embraced Islam, were more interpretive than literal.

She believes the Trinity is an idea about God and cannot be taken literally.

She does not believe Jesus and God are the same, but rather that God is more than Jesus.

She believes Jesus is the son of God insofar as all humans are the children of God, and that Jesus is divine, just as all humans are divine — because God dwells in all humans.

What makes Jesus unique, she believes, is that out of all humans, he most embodied being filled with God and identifying completely with God's will.

She does believe that Jesus died on the cross and was resurrected, and acknowledges those beliefs conflict with the teachings of the Quran. "That's something I'll find a challenge the rest of my life," she said.

If anybody grasps God's plan in this one, you let me know, 'kay?

* Awesome thing about my Mom #29,764 is that if she were reading this post, she would probably have stopped at the words 'she' and 'priest' and not even bothered continuing to read. I don't even really remember this, but when we were living in Hawaii, our church was in the middle of calling a new pastor. (Welcome to mainstream Protestantism all you evangelical readers). My Mom apparently saved up all the maternal discipline my sisters and I got for a week and single-handedly derailed any chances of that church calling a female pastor for maybe the next 50 years. My Mom rules.

May 06, 2007

Death Is Dead, And So Is Karma

In which we restate the obvious with the full knowledge that such is what the readership here is used to, so we decide to do so "again and again and again, from different angles" (name that Simpsons episode) ... we may even cite sources [gasp]...

.Yes, I think that's normal. It's a mind-blowing concept that the God who created the universe might be looking for company, a real relationship with people, but the thing that keeps me on my knees is the difference between Grace and Karma ... I really believe we've moved out of the realm of Karma into one of Grace ... You see, at the center of all religions is the idea of Karma (Of course, he's right: Hinduism & Karma = Buddhism & the cycle of suffering = Confucianism & Golden Rule-esque sayings = Islam & people crowding Mideast streets 9/12/01 and called the attacks the day before God's punishment on an immoral nation = Judeo-Christianity & the law -ed). You know, what you put out comes back to you: an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, or in physics—in physical laws—every action is met by an equal or an opposite one. It's clear to me that Karma is at the very heart of the universe. I'm absolutely sure of it. And yet, along comes this idea called Grace to upend all that "as you reap, so you will sow" stuff. Grace defies reason and logic. Love interrupts, if you like, the consequences of your actions, which in my case is very good news indeed, because I've done a lot of stupid stuff. (This quote doubles as Matt Heerema Rant #2684 -ed)a

.1As he passed by, he saw a man blind from birth. 2And his disciples asked him, "Rabbi, who sinned, this man or his parents, that he was born blind?" (read: Whose Karma was it? -ed) 3Jesus answered, "It was not that this man sinned, or his parents, but that the works of God might be displayed in him. 4We must work the works of him who sent me while it is day; night is coming, when no one can work. 5As long as I am in the world, I am the light of the world." (read: It was nobody's Karma, but my own purposes that necessitated this man's condition. -ed) 5As long as I am in the world, I am the light of the world." 6Having said these things, he spat on the ground and made mud with the saliva. Then he anointed the man's eyes with the mud 7and said to him, "Go, wash in the pool of Siloam" (which means Sent). So he went and washed and came back seeing. (See? -ed)b

I was in Borders on day (whoops), and decided to browse the new release Christian section (double whoops). The first thing I noticed, me being me, was that at least half of the book contained something resembling heresy. Of these, the most humorous/not even remotely funny was a work chronicling the interaction between men and God with the underlying thesis that God needs us as much as we need Him, to be taken to the point that man has deeply influenced God, his interactions with us, and the very course of all history that God would dare dictate to us. Decontexualized examples include Sodom and Gomorrah, Job, and kings from Saul to Hezekiah. In other words, history is a humanistic triumph in the face of God. At its core, one could easily grab one core assumption (besides the fact that this author hadn't ever read Isaiah 40): God is capricious, childish, inconsistent, and most importantly, not worthy of anyone's absolute obedience.

One of the greatest lies about the law is that it is as capricious, childish, inconsistent, and most importantly, not worthy of anyone's absolute obedience as the God that set it upon tablets and in our hearts. Sabbaths, no shellfish, sin offerings, what's up with all that? Every politician (except for maybe the bad ones) will tell you that a law is no law without an enforcement vehicle (up to and including helicopters, silly Belgians). So what's God's enforcement vehicle? It may be Hell, but then Hell fits better as the place that those that do not enter into relationship with God choose. Rather/additionally, Karma fills that role. All of the law is there with our welfare as the end. I can't tell you what purpose each rule has, but after you sow so many types of wind only to reap just as many different whirlwinds, you give the Big Man Upstairs the benefit of the doubt. If I stick my finger in the electrical socket a few time and get shocked each time, I'm not sticking my finger in any more electrical sockets, especially after a figurative Michael Riley tells me every socket in the room is hot. (That reminds me; ask me about my cousin in Afghanistan. Good times, great oldies.)

In fact, that reminds me of some 'No OT, no Paul, no Patriarchy' Christians at one Tom Short speaking engagement that decided that (among other things, Dan Brown kind of things, things that should refute themselves but don't) much of the rabbinical law was nothing more than a public health code, with healthy laws ranging from the separation from diseased people rules, to required railings on roofs, to that whole shellfish thing. In this regard, they contend the exact opposite of the God's-off-the-wagon-again crowd: this whole Law thingy makes so much sense, no God I know could have written it. Both extremes lead back to the original lie: God either cares more about proving He's the boss than He does about man's welfare, or He couldn't plan a smiting, much less a path to salvation.

.34Jesus answered them, "Truly, truly, I say to you, everyone who commits sin is a slave to sin. 35The slave does not remain in the house forever; the son remains forever. 36So if the Son sets you free, you will be free indeed. 37I know that you are offspring of Abraham; yet you seek to kill me because my word finds no place in you. 38I speak of what I have seen with my Father, and you do what you have heard from your father." 39They answered him, "Abraham is our father." Jesus said to them, "If you were Abraham's children, you would be doing what Abraham did, 40but now you seek to kill me, a man who has told you the truth that I heard from God. This is not what Abraham did.c

.5Does he who supplies the Spirit to you and works miracles among you do so by works of the law, or by hearing with faith-- 6just as Abraham "believed God, and it was counted to him as righteousness"? 7Know then that it is those of faith who are the sons of Abraham. 8And the Scripture, foreseeing that God would justify the Gentiles by faith, preached the gospel beforehand to Abraham, saying, "In you shall all the nations be blessed." 9So then, those who are of faith are blessed along with Abraham, the man of faith.d

The Abrahamic spat above directly precedes Jesus healing the man born blind. The short version is that the Pharisees don't know grace from 18% gratuities, because they miss the fact that righteousness comes through faith. (It's almost like the Epistles were written as direct corroboration of the Gospels. Somebody pinch me.) They then prove their ignorance by approaching everyday suffering and missing the Grace inherent in the moment in favor of the same old Karma. 'Everything is changing,' he replies, 'and I'm setting it all right.'

.Have you ever wondered what you would do to frighten Lazarus after he had been raised from the dead? What would you do to threaten him? Caligula said “I’m going to kill you as I’m killing all the Christians.” Lazarus doubles over in uncontrollable laugher, comes up for air, and says ‘Caligula, haven’t you heard? Death is dead.’ How do you frighten the one who has already been there and knows the one who is going to let him out?e

.55"O death, where is your victory?
O death, where is your sting?"f

So Death is dead, but what of Karma?

.21Is the law then contrary to the promises of God? Certainly not! For if a law had been given that could give life, then righteousness would indeed be by the law. 22But the Scripture imprisoned everything under sin, so that the promise by faith in Jesus Christ might be given to those who believe. 23Now before faith came, we were held captive under the law, imprisoned until the coming faith would be revealed. 24So then, the law was our guardian until Christ came, in order that we might be justified by faith. 25But now that faith has come, we are no longer under a guardian, 26for in Christ Jesus you are all sons of God, through faith. 27For as many of you as were baptized into Christ have put on Christ. 28There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave[f] nor free, there is neither male nor female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus. 29And if you are Christ's, then you are Abraham's offspring, heirs according to promise.g

At the risk of stretching the point, what does the life without Karma look like?

.1The LORD is my light and my salvation;
whom shall I fear?
The LORD is the stronghold of my life;
of whom shall I be afraid?h

April 18, 2007

A GCM Media Sighting and Feelings Masquerading As Thoughts

Via a scoop from Tim, Jim Pace, a pastor at the GCM church in Blacksburg, VA was on Larry King Live Monday evening. As follows is the segment:

KING: Joining us now in Blacksburg, Virginia, Pastor Jim Pace, the New Life Christian Fellowship. He ministers to the campus of the Virginia Tech, and the community, as well.

And in Dallas, Texas, our old friend, Dr. Phil McGraw, the host of TV's "Dr. Phil" and "New York Times" best-selling author. He has a Ph.D. of course, in clinical psychology.

Pastor Pace, what's the church doing with -- in regard to today's events?

PASTOR JIM PACE, NEW LIFE CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP: Well, I'd say, Larry, we're just trying to get our feet under us a little bit, just like everybody else is. Every time we seem to turn on the TV it gets worse.

But we're just trying to focus on giving some people a variety of different ways they can deal with this. We have some larger group things for people that want to process this with lots of people. And then we've got some smaller things for people that want to hole up in their -- in their dorm or in their apartment and just kind of try to sort this out with a few friends.

We're just trying to be as many places as we can.
[emphasis addded -ed] We're helping out with what the university is doing, as well, and just trying to lend our support there.

KING: Where were you when it happened, Jim?

PACE: I was about 200 yards away at a coffee shop watching the feed on CNN as it went down.

At which point the coverage turns to Dr. Phil. I find it amazing that one could invite a guest onto a show anfd ask them two questions, the second of which is a snoozer, but then I'm not a Larry King fan as it is. Dr Phil does return to some of Jim's thought later in the show:
And then, you know, the second thing that has to happen is they do have to talk about it. And God[sic] bless Pastor Pace for being on site and stepping up and providing a place for people to go to share their thoughts, share their feelings. You've got to give this a voice and get it out. But we cannot make hollow promises to the remaining students. And, you know, this happened at a wonderful institution, Virginia Tech. It didn't happen at Stanford or Texas Tech or the University of Miami.
Dennis Prager writes a strong article that seems to agree with Jim and Dr Phil's approach to the shooting, and has a few other reasonable points to make about media coverage and responses to the incident:
It is foolish because one does not speak about healing the same day (or week or perhaps even month) that one is traumatized -- especially by evil. One must be allowed time for anger and grief. To speak of healing and "closure" before one goes through those other emotions is to speak not of healing but of suppression.

Not to allow people time to experience their natural, and noble, instincts to feel rage and grief actually deprives them of the ability to heal in the long run. After all, if there is no rage and grief, what is there to heal from?

The Jewish tradition, still observed even by non-Orthodox Jews, is to sit "shiva" (seven) days and do nothing but mourn and receive visitors after the death of an immediate relative. One does not have to be a religious Jew or even a Jew to appreciate this ancient wisdom.

Here's where I make something resembling a confession. I'm fairly heavy into current events, not as much as some, but definitely more than most. At the same time, the only reason I know anything about this story is that it is everywhere. I will acknowledge that it is a terrible thing that (relatively) innocent people were murdered for no particularly good reason. Upon that acknowledgment, I think I lose interest in favor of more recent stories that are more indicative of future patterns and events. Does that make me weird?

April 15, 2007

And The Pravda Will Set You Free

My Father once contended that Russian is easily the most beautiful spoken language in the world, at which my older sister defended French, a tongue she had learned a great deal of in high school. After listening to The Hunt For Red October soundtrack, I sought the French for comment, but they had listened too, and had quickly surrendered ...

I am not following the Don Imus snafu, but the recent Pravda headline American radio icon Don Imus disgraced, fired after threat to reveal 9/11 secrets simultaneously transcends hilarity (not to be confused with Hillary, Erik), it gives me an excuse to share one of my favorite jokes.

Pravda, for the linguistically and historically impaired, is both the Russian word for truth and the USSR's media mouthpiece in the Bad Old Days (alternatively a reference to the Cold War and the days before Casey v. Planned Parenthood and the hallowed Kerry-esque legal concept of 'super stare decisis'). Perhaps the bedrock of a society without God is that good is evil, the classless society is among the most stratified and socially immobile societies ever (apart from the mobility descended from thuggery), and the newspaper named Truth had a habit for compulsively lying to its readership. After all, Eurasia has always been at war with Oceania.

There was supposedly some obscure olympic event that was so hopeless at one point in time, not even the Jamaicans had a notion to compete in it, leaving the US and the USSR alone on yet another battlefield. So the Americans do what we do best, and just win, baby. Well, it must have been an especially slow trading day for the Ruble, or perhaps it was a non-election year, or egalitarianism was not the vogue word on the international fashion scene, or nobody had much money in their newspaper advertising budget, or it's really hard to write about a 100% government approval rating, but whatever the reason (my preferred theory is that Garry Kasparov was having a down year) the results got covered in Pravda:

Soviets Finish Second, US Next To Last

Oh and PS, note that the most authoritative named source for the linked article is Rosie O'Donnell.

UPDATE: Others corroborate my tale, though some tell it differently. We can call it an urban legend until proven otherwise.

April 04, 2007

Hilarity: An Addendum

The best satire appears real ...

Google announced today that soon customers of their Gmail service will have their storage size increased to "infinity plus one." The announcement comes shortly after Yahoo's announcement that their Yahoo mail customers would be given unlimited storage.
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When contacted about the Google announcement, a Yahoo representative said, "We will be making an announcement shortly about our million-trillion-billion infinity storage," and added, "Neener, neener, neener."

Not to be left out of the storage bonanza, a Hotmail representative said that while they "can't offer unlimited storage, they can delete all your e-mail at random intervals in conjunction with their Live OneCare service, to make sure you never run out of space."

... and the best reality appears satirical.
The government of Belgium's French-speaking region of Wallonia, which has a population of about 4 million, has approved a tax on barbequing, local media reported.

Experts said that between 50 and 100 grams of CO2, a so-called greenhouse gas, is emitted during barbequing. Beginning June 2007, residents of Wallonia will have to pay 20 euros for a grilling session.

The local authorities plan to monitor compliance with the new tax legislation from helicopters [emphasis added -ed], whose thermal sensors will detect burning grills.

Scientists believe CO2 emissions are a major cause of global warming.

UPDATE: April Fools!!

March 27, 2007

In Other News, The Pope Is Catholic

Hot off the presses ladies and gents, Pope Benedict has confirmed that heaven and hell are in fact really really real. Apparently, so is forgiveness of sins:

The Pope, who as cardinal Joseph Ratzinger was head of Catholic doctrine, noted that "forgiveness of sins" for those who repented was a cornerstone of Christian belief.

He recalled that Jesus had forgiven the "woman taken in adultery" and prevented her from being stoned to death, observing: "He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her."

God had given men and women free will to choose whether "spontaneously to accept salvation...the Christian faith is not imposed on anyone, it is a gift, an offer to mankind".

The fact that a secular source felt the need to report this sets up a few possibilities:
1. This is news because their position has changed.
2. This is news because their position is so obscure to the average believer that it seems like news.
3. Slow news day.

What was news to me was the following:

In October, the Pope indicated that limbo, supposed since medieval times to be a "halfway house" between heaven and hell, was "only a theological hypothesis" and not a "definitive truth of the faith".
Such audacious conclusions were probably reached when, with the aid of a Bible, scholars found multiple references to a real heaven and a real hell, a plethora of references to and examples of forgiveness of sins, and absolutely no references to 'limbo.' Gutenberg strikes again!!

March 15, 2007

The Further Adventures of Intellectual Dishonesty - Climate Division

In which we find third-hand evidence to justify the conclusion that Mike Hulme was absent the day they taught Science in science class (name that movie). At least he has tenure.

The Guardian often makes the New York Times look like ultra-right by comparison, but yesterday it also made the Times look ultra-sober in what I pray was an op-ed. The punchline: everything you know about the scientific method is wrong. That's right, the process of hypothesis, setup, data collection, analysis, conclusion is incomplete unless filtered through the lens of social interaction. The article flows like a ton of avalanching bricks, but we'll make some sense of it. To set the stage:

Two scientists - one a climate physicist, the other a biologist - have written a book arguing that the warming currently observed around the world is a function of a 1,500-year "unstoppable" cycle in solar energy. The central thesis is linked to evidence that most people would recognise as being generated by science. But is this book really about science? It is written as a scientific text, with citations to peer-reviewed articles, deference to numbers, and adoption of technical terms. A precis of the argument put forward in the book by Fred Singer, an outspoken critic of the idea that humans are warming the planet, and Dennis Avery is that a well-established, 1,500-year cycle in the Earth's climate can explain most of the global warming observed in the last 100 years (0.7C), that this cycle is in some way linked to fluctuations in solar energy, and because there is nothing humans can do to affect the sun we should simply figure out how to live with this cycle. We are currently on the upswing, they say, warming out of the Little Ice Age, but in a few hundred years will be back on the downswing. Efforts to slow down the current warming by reducing emissions of greenhouse gases are at best irrelevant, or at worst damaging for our future development and welfare.

This, of course, is not what the fourth assessment report of the UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) said a few weeks ago. The report from its climate science working group concluded that it is likely that most of the warming of the last 50 years has been caused by rising greenhouse gas concentrations and that, depending on our actions now to slow the growth of emissions, warming by 2100 will probably be between about 1.5C and 6C.

The upper end of this range is almost an order of magnitude larger than the warming that Singer and Avery suggest is caused by the 1,500-year cycle. So is this a fight between scientific truth and error? This seems to be how Singer and Avery would like to present it - "science is the process of developing theories and testing them against observations until they are proven true or false".

So far, we're actually learning. Here's where it gets freaky:
The danger of a "normal" reading of science is that it assumes science can first find truth, then speak truth to power, and that truth-based policy will then follow. Singer has this view of science, as do some of his more outspoken campaigning critics such as Mark Lynas. That is why their exchanges often reduce to ones about scientific truth rather than about values, perspectives and political preferences. If the battle of science is won, then the war of values will be won.

If only climate change were such a phenomenon and if only science held such an ascendancy over our personal, social and political life and decisions. In fact, in order to make progress about how we manage climate change we have to take science off centre stage.

[scratch head] But wait, that's interesting given an earlier section:
In this reading, Singer and Avery are using apparently scientific arguments - about 1,500 year cycles, about the loss of species, about sea-level rise - to further their deeper (yet unexpressed) values and beliefs. Too often with climate change, genuine and necessary debates about these wider social values - do we have confidence in technology; do we believe in collective action over private enterprise; do we believe we carry obligations to people invisible to us in geography and time? - masquerade as disputes about scientific truth and error.
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This is not a comfortable thing to say - either to those scientists who still hold an uncritical view of their privileged enterprise and who relish the status society affords them, or to politicians whose instinct is so often to hide behind the experts when confronted by difficult and genuine policy alternatives.

So either Singer and Avery are fiendishly "masquerading" their values discussion by claiming scientific arguments, or they are using scientific arguments because they're hammers and every problem looks like a nail. I think Hulme really wants Singer and other global warming skeptics to either admit that they hate all the children of the world and want them to die from massive tsunamis and Des Moines summers in Winnipeg, or admit in spontaneous weeping that they're really sorry their 'facts' got in the way of their love for all the children of the world, all just so he can feel less insecure about his position. However you cut it, truth has no meaning because WE HAVE GOT TO DO SOMETHING. The cinchers:

Self-evidently dangerous climate change will not emerge from a normal scientific process of truth seeking, although science will gain some insights into the question if it recognises the socially contingent dimensions of a post-normal science. But to proffer such insights, scientists - and politicians - must trade (normal) truth for influence. If scientists want to remain listened to, to bear influence on policy, they must recognise the social limits of their truth seeking and reveal fully the values and beliefs they bring to their scientific activity.
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What matters about climate change is not whether we can predict the future with some desired level of certainty and accuracy; it is whether we have sufficient foresight, supported by wisdom, to allow our perspective about the future, and our responsibility for it, to be altered. All of us alive today have a stake in the future, and so we should all play a role in generating sufficient, inclusive and imposing knowledge about the future. Climate change is too important to be left to scientists - least of all the normal ones.
Kind of dogmatic when you get down to the nitty-gritty. So here's where I agree (I think) with Mr. Hulme:

(1) AFTER (and I think Mr. Hulme misses this little point so it bears repeating) AFTER a reasoned, scientific evaluation of the social and economic impacts of global arming (if any, including positives) is made, then one should instantly detach policy from science. Tony Blair was on a fool's errand asking scientists for a culturally acceptable limit to global warming, because that's not their job. Believe it or not, that's why that country has MPs.
(2) The provisional nature of science makes #1 somewhat difficult. Boo-Hoo. Quit whining and try the objectivity; it's delish with a side of humble pie.
(3) Speaking of humble pie, everybody needs to get off the high horses that brought them and be willing to admit that their side may not have done the math (or whatever) correctly. Scientific findings change, and it's not because of vast right wing conspiracies, or vaster left wing ones either. Typically, someone forgot to 'carry the one,' and that someone is rarely Karl Rove.
(4) To that end, everybody NEEDS to come out and state their policy preferences right now. After that is done, everybody NEEDS to be mindful of those policy preferences in the peer review process, but NEVER speak of them again. Want to shoot down an argument? Tough cookies, you're going to have to use facts, because I honestly don't care how much money my local climatologist gave to MoveOn or Halliburton if he can make a case re global warming.

It would be really cool to clear this mess up so we could talk about the really fun things...

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